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9gag:

Psycho Baby

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

(Source: tempooooooooes, via laughcentre)

weepinghumans:

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behindthestripes:

sarcasticdumpling:

whoishannahh:

destielsrainbowdick:

nocturnalvisionary:

novakian:
This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He fucking hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

(via kenzie5683)

(Source: jessidays, via carlytheaverage)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

best-of-funny:

houndoom:

people who act like hot shit when they’re really just room temperature shit

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(Source: earthnation)

(Source: onlylolgifs, via kenzie5683)

aldcperfection:

When 6th graders complain about how hard school is

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(via pursuitofhapppinessss)

the-yolocaust:

who is tyler and what did he create

(via seductive-penguin)

"2014 tour"
"new album"
"new merch"
"movie"
"perfume"
[macklemore voice] only got 20 dollars in my pocket