everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
(Source: tempooooooooes, via laughcentre)
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
(via kenzie5683)
people who act like hot shit when they’re really just room temperature shit
(Source: earthnation)
"2014 tour"
"new album"
"new merch"
"movie"
"perfume"
[macklemore voice] only got 20 dollars in my pocket
